A couple is having breakfast next to my table. The man leaves to go to the bathroom. The woman turns around and looks at me.
She: How long?
Me: Oh you see me running. I run to Buea town and back.
She: How can we see?
She: Me have your child?
Me: Oh … ???? … I am already married.
The man comes back and the woman looks away from me. I continue my breakfast replaying the conversation in my head thinking “what happened?”.